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supercelluloidbros:

An allegorical summary of 'The Prince of Persia': Alfred Molina kisses an ostrich. We are forced to watch at knifepoint.

DBB: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is a movie about how America is really sorry for invading Iraq and Jake Gyllenhaal is good at parkour. Shall we run down the cast list?

DMR: Sure. We’ve got Jake Gyllenhaal as Aladdin, Ben Kingsley as Jafar, Alfred Molina as Captain Jack…

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